by saltyfishhy August 02, 2019
the game where u scream, make minecraft dates, and troll ur friends till they rage and leave the game and threaten to punch u
by hallo_holay_broski October 26, 2019
A blessing from God that killed the
god-awful fortnite and has sold more copies than Tetris and is the most downloaded he in the world
god-awful fortnite and has sold more copies than Tetris and is the most downloaded he in the world
Fortnite addict: wait, why did my friends leave Fortnite?
His friends: they removed all the good features and we're switching to Minecraft, damn that sheep is sexy.
His friends: they removed all the good features and we're switching to Minecraft, damn that sheep is sexy.
by TrueAerioC July 15, 2019
Grandson: Grandpa i want Minecraft for christmas. Grandpa: I'm sorry young one, I can't afford a Minecraft .
Grandson: Fuck you grandpa i hope you die and bun in Hell, I'm gonna run away to Mojang and ask them for a free copy of Minecraft and i bet on Your life that they'll give it to me for free .
Grandson: Fuck you grandpa i hope you die and bun in Hell, I'm gonna run away to Mojang and ask them for a free copy of Minecraft and i bet on Your life that they'll give it to me for free .
by Hscheema 2 July 25, 2022
A multiplayer game, that you can play with friends, do parkour, roleplays, survive and creative, its hard at first, but when you know the game its easy.....
Notch Created this game for kids to have fun, learn really cool things
Notch Created this game for kids to have fun, learn really cool things
Guy 1: THIS GAME, minecraft IS SO STUPID
Guy 2: Prove it, you cant because its so fun, it has everything you want in their, and you can ask notch for updates
Guy 1: OH BOY i want to play MIINNNNEEECCCCRRAAAFFTTTT NOW!!!!!!!
Guy 2: lol
Guy 2: Prove it, you cant because its so fun, it has everything you want in their, and you can ask notch for updates
Guy 1: OH BOY i want to play MIINNNNEEECCCCRRAAAFFTTTT NOW!!!!!!!
Guy 2: lol
by 051nivag April 08, 2018
The one word that has like 100 definitions of being a drug. Like, that's a lot. Why do so many people make that very exact definition?!
Person 1: Hey, do you know what Minecraft is?
Most of these definitions: I T ' S A D R U G !
Person 1: Um, okay...
Most of these definitions: I T ' S A D R U G !
Person 1: Um, okay...
by YeetMyTeeth February 20, 2019