Greg's Fuming

When Greg's special someone is talking to someone else.

Yo, look at Greg... Greg's Fuming!!!

by ProudGregKoDisrespector September 28, 2021

Greg

Is not a ATM

Stop asking greg for money

by anonymous December 5, 2021

The Greg Game

When one observes a predatory male touching feeling and generally harassing other females who are oblivious to said males activities.

Person 1: Do you wanna play the Greg game??
Person 2: Yeah go on, look at that fucker over there.
Person 1: Mate is he playing rock paper scissors and touching their thigh's, cheeky cunt!
Person 2: Fuck me, he's even getting away with it?!

by Masterboy March 26, 2016

Jess gregg

A squid who who has tentacles

Jess gregg hit me with her tentacles

by Hazel Gallagher October 17, 2019

Old Gregg

A scaly man fish who has a blinding mangina that makes you feel tingly. He also loves drinking Baileys from shoes! He also loves a British man by the name of Howard Moon, whom he met by getting fished out of the water during the boat times.

IM OLD GREGG!!!

by Adolf Hitler 15o1 November 13, 2020

Grippy Greg

The phallus being dry, as such being subjected to significant friction and pain upon its use.

Man 1- AAAAGAHAHAGRHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Man 2- What's wrong?
Man 1- I have a GRIPPY GREG.

by bastard69420yo July 11, 2023

Greg

someone who has been known to have a small penis and a huge mouth.

greg brock

by HUGE BUSH June 23, 2010