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churches

Also known as Kirks, churches are where the christans often go on a Sunday, being the heart of their lord and savior, Jesus Christ. It's also the place where people visit, and also the place to go and watch several people perform musical pieces, like those who are experienced with the piano can play Beethoven's songs, such as Für Elise.
As a verb, it's an abbreviation of the word church.
Mandy: Have you been to atleast 3 churches lately?
Becky: Yea, I have.
Mandy: How good were they?
Becky: Meh...
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Church boy

Me: Wow hello church boy
Parker: Shut up
(@_@)
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Church Boy

Me hello church boy

Church boy shut up
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Westboro Baptist Church

Even Bob and Larry would recommend you stay away from that homophobic hell.
Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?

Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11
by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021
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Church-Kiss

a quick kiss, without tongue. usually fast, mindless lip brushes.

the kind of kiss you exchange with a family member, friend, or someone you kiss so often that it becomes a habit.
He gave her a Church-Kiss in front of his moms; but that side-bitch had just spent the night!
by Mad-Dog M June 11, 2020
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Church bells

The swinging action big tits make when a chick is getting it doggy.
Lisa’s church bells were ringing when I drilled her last night.
by Big Dom88 January 16, 2020
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messiah healing sabbath church, a noun; name of a church
The interested messiah healing sabbath church scheduled attending sabbathday prayer every 7day of the week.
by Sabbathuse April 16, 2020
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