dad fingers

The large, meaty fingers of a dad. These are obtained through various dad activities, such as; tightening screws, opening jars, and pleasing the mother

-He was so big, he could have pinned me down with just his dad fingers!

-Oh Carol, you wouldnt believe the dad fingers on my new boy toy!

by flockOFpotatoes March 1, 2015

beer dad

Male equivalent of wine mom

Bill is such a beer dad p

by Jules123 November 20, 2015

#1 dad

A very nice an supportive human being in your life. They are not your biological father they are your "Dad". They do not have to be male they can be anything they want. You are always their son no matter what even if you are female. But because all that they will treat you like their actual child and love and care for you.

He is so nice to me, he's my #1 dad.
She is basically his mom, what a #1 dad.

by tahOny May 26, 2018

Gay Dad

Your dads booty getting sucked by your friend

Jeffery Williamson III-Hey joey is it ok if I suck your gay dads booty?

Joey-Sure but that’s gay like Micah 90’s

by fwplask July 5, 2019

Joel's Dad

Non existent

"Hey Joel is your dad home" ,Some random nibba
"He left before I was born" ,said Jole

Joel's dad

by Nibaslayer123 May 12, 2019

Asian Dad

A dad that wants his son to get A+ on all subjects and becomes an asshole when his son gets a B+

Asian son: I got an A+ on physics
Asian Dad: that's okay. What about the English?
Asian son: Uhhh uhhh
Asian Dad: WhAt AbOuT dA English?
Asian son: Uhhhh I got uhhh
Asian DAd: WHAT ABOUT DA ENGRISH?!!
Asian son: I got uh I got a B+
Asian dad: B+ again? B+ again
Asian dad: THATS IT TOO LATE NO MORE CHANCE, YOU DIE
*Asian Dad becomes an asshole about A+ grades

by MonkeyMan213 June 17, 2019

dad dump

A dump so strong that it creates a physical barrier at the edge of the realm in which it was created.

Fobert: Yo I've gotta get in and use the bathroom

BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.

by FuckTard45 February 4, 2017