dad fingers

The large, meaty fingers of a dad. These are obtained through various dad activities, such as; tightening screws, opening jars, and pleasing the mother

-He was so big, he could have pinned me down with just his dad fingers!

-Oh Carol, you wouldnt believe the dad fingers on my new boy toy!

by flockOFpotatoes March 1, 2015

beer dad

Male equivalent of wine mom

Bill is such a beer dad p

by Jules123 November 20, 2015

Gay Dad

Your dads booty getting sucked by your friend

Jeffery Williamson III-Hey joey is it ok if I suck your gay dads booty?

Joey-Sure but that’s gay like Micah 90’s

by fwplask July 5, 2019

Joel's Dad

Non existent

"Hey Joel is your dad home" ,Some random nibba
"He left before I was born" ,said Jole

Joel's dad

by Nibaslayer123 May 12, 2019

Asian Dad

A dad that wants his son to get A+ on all subjects and becomes an asshole when his son gets a B+

Asian son: I got an A+ on physics
Asian Dad: that's okay. What about the English?
Asian son: Uhhh uhhh
Asian Dad: WhAt AbOuT dA English?
Asian son: Uhhhh I got uhhh
Asian DAd: WHAT ABOUT DA ENGRISH?!!
Asian son: I got uh I got a B+
Asian dad: B+ again? B+ again
Asian dad: THATS IT TOO LATE NO MORE CHANCE, YOU DIE
*Asian Dad becomes an asshole about A+ grades

by MonkeyMan213 June 17, 2019

dad dump

A dump so strong that it creates a physical barrier at the edge of the realm in which it was created.

Fobert: Yo I've gotta get in and use the bathroom

BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.

by FuckTard45 February 4, 2017

Dad year

A dad year is the same as being gone until you want to come back. For example if the one you left wins a bunch of money. Or if u come back to someone and you didn't count all the years u were gone

I'm going away for a dad year
I was just gone for a dad year

by Fireboy44 October 29, 2019