Parent whose main interaction with their child or children occurs during one season of the year, usually their child's summer vacation from school. Seasonal dads have been known to take great offense when their motives or parenting skills are called into question.
We asked our friend to get a dna test on his kid who bears no resemblence. He got pissed off and lectured us and told us we don't know what its like to have a family. It's probably because he's a seasonal dad and doesn't see his kid too often.
by Superbeebo January 24, 2011
Get the seasonal dad mug.A dump so strong that it creates a physical barrier at the edge of the realm in which it was created.
Fobert: Yo I've gotta get in and use the bathroom
BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.
BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.
by FuckTard45 February 4, 2017
Get the dad dump mug.Referencing the Bill Cosby Movie. It refers to someone who is your friend but never answers emails or returns texts days or weeks later. They are your friend but no one ever see them. When you think they are gone they randomly appear or send you a text or email. when confronted they think they are always there.
by Vanfan August 25, 2013
Get the Ghost Dad mug.A man who is very proud of his underachieving, pompous, and arrogant son. He looks to mold his son into what he could never be. Often severely out of shape, controlling, and hungry.
*This reference is mainly accompanied by several bouts of self appreciation and flexing of muscles.
*This reference is mainly accompanied by several bouts of self appreciation and flexing of muscles.
Mah Son: "Dude guys Mah Dad says I'm the best! I was doin' all these hot ass chicks and he was like yeah you go Mah Son! They wanted to feel my six pack. I think they underestimated me."
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Bro: "Woah, what's that? (Floor is rumbling) An earthquake? Oh wait never mind that's just Mah Dad...."
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Mah Dad: "Yeah Mah Son! They shouldn't have messed with the most athletic in the group!"
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Bro: "Woah, what's that? (Floor is rumbling) An earthquake? Oh wait never mind that's just Mah Dad...."
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Mah Dad: "Yeah Mah Son! They shouldn't have messed with the most athletic in the group!"
by KyleKO June 27, 2011
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Asian son: I got an A+ on physics
Asian Dad: that's okay. What about the English?
Asian son: Uhhh uhhh
Asian Dad: WhAt AbOuT dA English?
Asian son: Uhhhh I got uhhh
Asian DAd: WHAT ABOUT DA ENGRISH?!!
Asian son: I got uh I got a B+
Asian dad: B+ again? B+ again
Asian dad: THATS IT TOO LATE NO MORE CHANCE, YOU DIE
*Asian Dad becomes an asshole about A+ grades
Asian Dad: that's okay. What about the English?
Asian son: Uhhh uhhh
Asian Dad: WhAt AbOuT dA English?
Asian son: Uhhhh I got uhhh
Asian DAd: WHAT ABOUT DA ENGRISH?!!
Asian son: I got uh I got a B+
Asian dad: B+ again? B+ again
Asian dad: THATS IT TOO LATE NO MORE CHANCE, YOU DIE
*Asian Dad becomes an asshole about A+ grades
by MonkeyMan213 June 17, 2019
Get the Asian Dad mug.A calculated bet or series of bets with price determination and risk/reward fully contingent upon Event X occurring. It successfully occurs, but all positions remain in the red.
It is commonly witnessed when listening to a friend's dad talking about his investment rationale for making certain risky trades. His reasoning is always foolproof but the results are inevitably unfavorable.
It is commonly witnessed when listening to a friend's dad talking about his investment rationale for making certain risky trades. His reasoning is always foolproof but the results are inevitably unfavorable.
A preventable Dad Trade in the making
Industry professional: Mr. Chen, I strongly urge you to hedge against your positions in Brazilian ethanol companies with some short currency futures and some put options on the underlying stock.
Mr. Chen: Don't presume to teach me about equities sonny; I have more years of investment experience than you have in years lived. If Obama gets elected, he will subsidize corn, and ethanol production profitability will skyrocket.
Industry professional: Mr. Chen, I strongly urge you to hedge against your positions in Brazilian ethanol companies with some short currency futures and some put options on the underlying stock.
Mr. Chen: Don't presume to teach me about equities sonny; I have more years of investment experience than you have in years lived. If Obama gets elected, he will subsidize corn, and ethanol production profitability will skyrocket.
by pitbear August 13, 2010
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