A mysterious piece of furniture allegedly handcrafted by overenthusiastic “design geniuses” named Bruno, usually French, who insist it’s avant-garde when in reality it’s just uncomfortable and morally confusing.
Rumor has it the Cuck Chair is a limited-edition model from the secret Kool Klubs Klub, where everyone pretends they understand “modern design” but secretly wonders if they’ve just been pranked by IKEA.
Rumor has it the Cuck Chair is a limited-edition model from the secret Kool Klubs Klub, where everyone pretends they understand “modern design” but secretly wonders if they’ve just been pranked by IKEA.
by TheBulgy November 5, 2025
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Get the Cuck mug.A cat owner obsessed with their cat to the point of self-deprecation.
Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.
Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.
"Haha I'm my cats personal servant he owns me"
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."
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Get the Cuck mug.A "Cuck-E-Cheese" is when three individuals enter a Chuck-E-Cheese restaurant with the intention of two individuals participating in sexual intercourse in a bathroom stall, while the third person stands on a toilet and watches from the adjacent stall.
by SlayedBySlade February 15, 2023
Get the Cuck-E-Cheese mug.Person who pulls out their cellphone to record the rave instead of dancing and feeling the music. Similar to watching other people having sex instead of having sex themselves.
"Look at that cuck videotaping people at a rave having a great time."
"This party is full of cucks. No one is dancing. There is a sea of cellphones!"
"This party is full of cucks. No one is dancing. There is a sea of cellphones!"
by Saturday2077 December 5, 2024
Get the Cuck mug.Hey henry, the door is over there . The killer left so hurry and escape, I’ll escape theough this hatch here.......what are you.... why are you running towards me and not the door * killer behind him stabs me*. You’re a fucking Lord of Cucks.
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