Covid Clean

absolutely clean, disinfected, organized. Nothing left to clean.

My house is covid clean, and no one will ever see it!

by Enterich April 22, 2020

Covidity

Noun. Stupidity associated with COVID-19.

Not wearing a mask is covidity!

by ShariSaxLady July 5, 2020

Over-Covid

The incessant, overbearing., Browbeating conducted by the cable news media regarding the lethality of Covid-19, including it's insistance that it is the worst pathogen mankind has ever seen, and the resultant cessation of all things important for human sanity meant to stem it's transmission.

"This man did not die from respiratory failure, he died from Over-Covid."

by Tbonerstalloner December 13, 2020

matrix COVID

What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.

Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.

The black puddle on the floor reminds Sophia that if she touches it, she will get Matrix COVID

by Bambianca December 25, 2021

Covid Crutch

Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.

The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.

by anonymous January 15, 2021

Covid Toe

Proof that my friends are idiots…

Hey Ryan… did you have that Covid toe?

by Uncle Spandy January 7, 2022

Super Covid

When Luke has a fever of 104 and above, body aches, ears ringing, and my ears won’t pop! Hopefully this will all be over in 5 days or less! But super Covid last 13 days!

Well babe it’s official, I finally got the super Covid symptoms this is terrible!

by Big daddy L2 December 20, 2022