Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016

clock block

The tiny clock in the middle of your blackberry screen which prevents you from living your life and/or viewing large pages of porn.

Sorry mate I coudnt reply to your BBM because I had clock block

by BBMessy January 1, 2012

Clock

a clock-like measuring instrument used to record data other than time, like an odometer, taximeter, or speedometer.

The delivery truck's distance was tracked by a special clock on the dashboard, recording miles driven like a regular clock keeps track of time.

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

Clock

Weed, marijuana or to smoke it

1) wanna go clock?
2) you got any clock?

by Ms.moneyhavin May 28, 2024

ugly o clock

The time when events go south at a bar or series of bars close to each other(Caroline Street in Saratoga Springs on a Friday or Saturday night) A time when fights break out, people get thrown through windows stabbings and even people getting shot. The timing is fluid, it can start anywhere between 11pm to 4am and happen multiple times despite a large police presence.

Hey, let's get out of here, ugly o clock has just started and I don't feel like dealing with some chode who going to try to pick a fight with me.

by GrouchoMarxx April 29, 2022

Clock Sucker

Jacob

Oh dude Jacob kept me up all night

That damn clock sucker

by Poopcockshit March 17, 2024

cleaned everybody's clock

give someone a beating.

"he went wild and cleaned everybody's clock down there in the dugout"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024