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by 0ttpxr March 5, 2022
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well, chavs are usual teens or young adults and are the sort of people you don’t want to mix with. they smoke, do drugs, skip school, fail school etc. boys tend to where shitty caps 24/7 an girls tend to wear tight jeans to show off they’re non existing ass (which they would stick out in photos) as well low cut tops to show off their tits, but not too low cut so you can’t see their push up bra. girls have these messy, floppy buns on the top of their head and decide to sing along to chavvy music in their fake designer tops with their drawn on eyebrows but no other make up on snapchat. boys seem to wear hoodies as well as their caps as mentioned before. all the chavs seem to speak like, ‘bruh, i’ll bang your out bruv. nah mate, don’t be getting rude. you’re bare snakey man. i’m getting vexed, lowe it bro. alow it. me an ma g’s will come shank u ousside maccies bruv. mums, mums i’ll do it.’
speaking of ‘maccies’ or ‘mcdonald’s’, they always seem to be hanging around outside but don’t actually have enough money to go in.
chav 1: “bruv, if i giv yu the last fag, u best mums it you’ll gimme on tomo bro.”
chav 2: “yeh yeh bruv, truss.”
chav 3: “ew look at that rags girl man, she’s bare dog bruv.”
by trust me it’s true January 8, 2019
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Chav

A chav is a person who wears 95s just like lee j lowdon
Look at that chav wearing 95s! Ew”
by Snsksjs November 23, 2018
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chav bhav bhangi

Anally penetrating yourself, while sucking a vagina.
"let's do chav bhav bhangi Missy right now up my ass"
by Macdonald's November 13, 2017
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agri chav

Pit viper wearing grassman donning schoffel adorned agricultural college student. Typically found behind the wheel of someone else’s tractor but will post it all over Snapchat with the quote silage 2023 is going to be it
Did you see that agri chav driving that John Deere what a poser
by John snow September 18, 2023
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Gav The Chav

A word used to describe a man called Gavin. He is the toughest motherfucker in the word and he is just a pure chav bastard. This fella could stab you in a heartbeat if you got on his nerves. He also loves Chinese more than life itself so never come between him and the Chinese because you’ll know about it.
“Jaysus that’s gav the chav, he’s some scumbag”
“Don’t cross me or I’ll give you a fellas number and heel sort you out…..it’s gav the chav btw”
by TheMaNHimselfShur March 25, 2023
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Chav Week

Chav Week is a week celebrated two weeks after fathers day. It is used to celebrate the douches and dickheads of modern society by pretending and or being like a chav. The most common way to celebrate chav week is by dressing up and speaking like a chav.

A male chav genuinly consists of
-Chains
-black clothing or bright flamboyant clothing
- baggy trousers
-Roadman/Cockney accent. One or the other

Basically try to be the one priveliged guy in "the hood"

A female chav consists of
-Chains
-A shit ton of makeup
-Can be fat
-genuinely black clothing but less then the male type
-Cockney accent
-Hella annoying

If you already fit all these categories, I'm afraid to say. You are a chav
Damn bro are you excited for chav week?
by EhRandomPLsSub June 24, 2022
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