Cry sexual

When you are sexually attracted to Gerald Brodie Jr.

Oh damn bro I’m cry sexual now. Ain’t you heard?

by Crysexual September 4, 2021

Cry Baby

Cry Baby is a fictional character who is played by Melanie Adele Martinez who was the one who came up with this night-mare in rainbows! Cry baby is introduced in the album Cry Baby!

The first song is called cry Baby It's just to introduce her.
The second song is called dollhouse and its also introducing her dysfunctional family, she hears daddy moan, mommy is passed out on the couch in a burnt cigarette in her hand,brothers room smell like weed all the time, And there Cry Baby there with a knife in her hand pointing at her wrist looking at her life
The third song is sippy cup and mommy killed daddy and put Cry Baby to sleep for a bit so she forgot and mommy brings up the excuse daddy is at work
and a bunch of there songs but i don't want to ruin the hole album

They call you Cry Baby, Cry baby. but you don't fucking care!

by nedyaZ May 9, 2022

cry turd

A turd that has not been flushed and sitting in a toilet soaking up water. Someone comes along and pees on it causing a cloud of turd particles to be around the turd. I call people this when they are whining about something excessively.

Dude 1 "Man my gf made me go shopping with her and yelled at me when I tried to wander off."

Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."

Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."

Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"

by punbucket January 8, 2015

crying skull emoji

This person is DEFINITELY a femboy and for sure wants to be pounded.

"Man I love men, *crying skull emoji*"

by stinkyboy100 May 7, 2024

Crying Contest

A gay orgy

Hey who wants to meet up and have a crying contest?

by Bigduckdanny July 10, 2019

Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

A cry for help

You had better hope not.

Hym "Hey, can we stop pretending that you all wouldn't be singing an entirely different tune if you had ended up scraping some little girl brain up off of some linoleum or fishing some whore out of a bathtub? You know that's what you're doing right? Pretending. Pretending that you wouldn't be doing a VERY different version of pretending you hadn't seen this. Too the grave. That's where you would have taken this. Someone would have told you about the shooting and you would feint ignorance 'Oh, man, that's terrible somebody should have stopped that guy. We need to get rid of guns or protect our kids better.' But the 'somebody' is YOU and you don't have to take the guns away OR protect your kids better. You just have to not be a piece of shit. If this was 'a cry for help' can you really even say you care about things like that? Look at your solutions to problems in life. 'Someone else should have to do something about that.' You're doing 'the work' and have no responsibility to anyone else. THEY have the responsibility to everyone and themselves... To make your reality more pleasant (peripherally) so that you don't quite have to feel so bad..."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2023