UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
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I really should have took the time to wipe until it’s white. I have a severe case of butthole cake right now.
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