It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"
by anon_king April 22, 2018
by Hjagdjns March 21, 2021
A term used to define a series of events in one's life that in hindsight seem to be extremely far-fetched and ridiculous due to both how it happened and how lucky they were. It would be something you would expect out of an inspirational movie instead of a regular person's experience.
The fact that I met my significant other at a party in a house I helped in building years prior is a bunch of fairytale bullshit.
by Wepartakeinsometomfoolery August 8, 2023
by Fuck the Pack January 20, 2020
by Jesterr___ March 18, 2022
Girl 1: Kailee always posts on Facebook about how perfect her life is. She makes me SOOOO MAD.
Girl 2: I know, isn’t she a drug addict stripper who lost her kids?
Girl 1: Yeah. She’s a bullshit artist.
Girl 2: I know, isn’t she a drug addict stripper who lost her kids?
Girl 1: Yeah. She’s a bullshit artist.
by Hohater6969 October 7, 2023