The barbed- anus

warning this should only be attempted by hardcore christians. this involves taking a stake in the shape of the cross and wrapping it in barbed wire. You then take a replica light saber (courtesy of star wars) and wrap it with the same razor wire used to wrap the stake. The stake is then inserted into the girls ass well chanting ABRA CODABRA and some other crazy hymns. You then take the light saber and insert it into a bible. You then take the bible and insert the entire concoction into the girls open honey pot until only the end of the lightsaber can be seen. take the end of the light saber and begin spining it making the razor wire rip apart the pages of the bible leaving some holy shit inside her uterus. the remove the stake and pray. usually followed by the little brother. the barbed-anus

The barbed- anus was performed long ago by darth vader. PS. parachute pants

by 100%naturalflava November 19, 2006

bored

You have no life and no signifigant other. you are usually a loner that reads books and surfs the internet looking for cool words on this site.

She was bored when her boyfriend came over

by a;ldkfj;aodih March 27, 2008

BarbedWire

<noun> The 'Net handle of the worlds sexiest Admin.

<meaning> The untangable x-factor by which all existance is measured and displayed to the human eye.

Hot Girl: "Gee whizz i wish i was BarbedWire's lover."
Hot Girl 2: "He would totally do me over you."
Ugly Girl: "I am sad because i'm ugly."

by Barbie November 25, 2003

boredom jail

School where you must get up at 6:30 am in the morning, perform hours of hard labor (boredom), have freedom for 3 fast hours, go to bed amd do it all again... Monday through Friday.

Oh no, not boredom jail!
I wonder what torture the teacher will have for us.
All we do is worthless shit.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover May 24, 2019

boredom

Teen who looks very feminine with a lanky body and long girly hair who calls himself a fag yet has a girlfriend.

You remind me of Boredom.

by Decipher September 22, 2003

mother-bored

Nagged to death by your mother, grandmother or aunt. The result of the constant barrage of maternal nit-pickie reminders.

After being told hang up his jacket, take off his shoes, come in through the garage and not the front door, use a handkerchief and not his sleeve, lower his voice and not to use such coarse language; Carl turned around, got in his car and left thoroughly mother-bored.

by geezitron December 19, 2009

hurly burly bored

bored to the point of annoyance. So bored that it hurts.

I was waiting in line at the DMV for 18 hours, i got fucking hurly burly bored man.

by Cheesebadger January 31, 2005