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Blondize 

1. The act of transforming dark shades of hair into lighter shades of hair.

2. Dumbing one's intellect down in order to placate or converse with single and/or groups of fair-haired bimbos.
1. She decided to blondize her hair before the big night!

2. She quickly realized she had to blondize her responses or she might lose her newfound friendship with the housewives of Orange county.
Blondize by MeliciousLee June 6, 2019
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Blonde Goober 

Blonde goobers are people are usually taken by marg evans . Blonde goobers are classic blondies, hockey players and sexy gods.
"Oh look its marg and a blonde goober, classic."
Blonde Goober by MARG BAES August 13, 2019

Blonde Space 

A space based on a stereotype of a blonde girl
Blonde Space by Blondiesss August 18, 2019

Blonde Mop 

A blonde mop (or BM) is usually a male under the age of 16 who is long blonde hair. They can be mistaken for a girl and if the hair is bushy the blonde mop become a bushy blonde mop.
Blonde Mop by Wnciakgjwigje August 23, 2019

Blonde moment 

A blonde moment is like a bruh moment, but instead it being a cool and funny bruh moment, it’s where a blonde makes a dumb blonde move.
Hey Jacob, did you hear about Alyssa’s blonde moment? She thought the word “chezz” was “jizz”. What a blonde moment
Blonde moment by Jake Doyle August 25, 2019

blonde ting

What kind of bucktee waste yute doesn't mess wit a blonde ting
blonde ting by walkinglick September 23, 2019
That basic popular bitch who has no personality
Blonde by ewthatgurl November 3, 2019