Bitch

What people say to their bitchy mom everytime she calls them on their cell phone.

Jack: (Staring at lesbian porn on You-Tube) "Take.. clothes.. off.. PLEASE!"
(Phone suddenly rings)
Jack: "Oh fuck, its Mother again... HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT STOP CALLING ME YOU BITCH!"
Hangs up

by LoneWolf6 July 8, 2011

Bitch

Bitch means Beautiful!

- Bitch is female dog
- Dogs Bark
- Barks on trees
- Trees is apart of Nature
- Nature is beautiful
- Therefore whoever calls your a bitch, called you BEAUTIFUL!

When people say your bitch that means you are beautiful! there jealous of you! DUH!

dude that girls a Bitch !
dude i know she's so beautiful !

by ilovemydogs November 24, 2010

Bitch

Adj: a word used to describe a member of the opposite sex who spills, INADVERTENTLY OR OTHERWISE, their drink upon the DJ laptop at a party that has swagged-out music.

1. Hey man, that young lady just spilled her drink all over the DJ laptop!

2. Umm, bro, that's not a young lady...that's a bitch. You NEVER dance and shit up by the DJ booth.

1. I guess.

by 3.14LR December 4, 2011

Bitch

An acronym meaning the following:

Beautiful
Individual
That
Causes
Hard-ons

Damn, look at the ass on that bitch!

by Dethshayde July 11, 2013

Bitch

Something you say it the end of your sentence to instantly make it funny, and just kinda roast on whoever you might be talking to. A sentence is so much more satisfying with a resounding BITCH thrown on the end

"Hey guys, wutsup? Where you headed?"

"We're goin to 7-11 to pick up some slurpees, BITCH!"

by richdogg11 May 16, 2010

bitching

Intensely complaining about bum ass niggas and bitches to a trusted friend, or really, anyone

I was gonna be bitching all night to my best friend about our breakup

by IAmRTheBaddestOOOOHSHUTYOMOUTH January 3, 2015

Bitched

Also used when describing especially hard hits or crazy plays that occur during a major sporting event, particularly American football. Can also apply to homeruns or strikeouts in baseball.

If Ray Lewis or Brian Dawkins lays an especially hard hit on a player, you scream at the TV as loud as possible, "BITCHED!"

"Jerome Bettis bitched three defenders on his way to the endzone."

by Rich J January 6, 2006