HAM AF

Hard as a motherfucker as fuck, when HAM just doesn't cut it.

Friend: It's St. Patrick's Day, you know what means, right?

Me: I'm about to go HAM AF

by IMissHaramb3 November 22, 2017

Ham Butt

That means your booty is looking PHat! That booty goes ham yeah know.

-Look at this picture i took yesterday!

-Oh Man you got a Ham Butt!!

-You right man Thanks. :)

by freakydeekybotty April 18, 2022

Ham and cheese

When your toes hang over your slides

Damn bro! You got major ham and cheese!
She’s ham and chessing over there
Look at those toes! Ham and cheese!

by yoyofloridaboy August 22, 2022

Ham Towned

Being Hammered, Drunk, Belligerently Intoxicated, Blacking Out, or whatever other slang for being drunk is.

Oh my god Jim, its a sunday?! Why are you drinking?!
Yeah, so what? I dont have a final tomorrow!
Dude you are so ham towned...

by DKnDuBois' May 16, 2011

Pulling ham

1) Getting hurt and making it last longer because you are lazy.
2) Missing a bunch of sports games because you are injured.
3) short for pulling a Hamaad

Person a: Yo I heard that Ben was going to be out for a few games of the soccer season. I think that he sprained his ankle.
Person b: Naw, he’s just pulling ham. He’ll be fine.

by Ipman34 February 23, 2020

Jon Hammed

A step above being hammed (hammered).

Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?

Guy 2: Oh I’m Jon Hammed

by Tyroil Smoothie-Wallace II March 10, 2021

funeral ham

A ham saved in the freezer for when someone dies

"Eww we're having a funeral ham"

by p0larizedun July 9, 2016