Why am I single?

A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.
Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan
by jsdfhcnsdfhru May 16, 2018
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I Am your mom

What Mormons answer when asked why they are wearing a tie and backpack while choking on a piece of chicken.
Curious person: Hey, why are you wearing a tie and backpack?

Mormon: I am your mom, *cough* *cough*, ahum, sorry, I mean I am mormon.
by tellthetruth February 29, 2008
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Am I Blood

Am I Blood is a band similar to metallica but they sound like metallica before they sucked with awesome vocals and beatiful riffs
Metalhead 1: Hey how'd you like that Am I Blood song i sent you?

Metalhead 2: i thought that was metallica wow they are good
by bassfan05 April 20, 2009
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why am i alone

Because you can’t get off your lazy ass and find that special person in your life
Stop asking “why am I alone” and get off your ass and do something about it you lazy fuck!
by ThatOneWiseCunt March 03, 2018
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why am i lonely

Because your mom doesn't love you your best friends leave you and your girlfriend is cheating on you
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I am so quirky

An Annoying Cunt that thinks there cool and thinks being unique is different. She is always annoying and says they like nerdy shit like Game of Thrones or Video games. They would use the excuse that they are quirky when their boyfriend breaks up with them.
HEY, WHY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH ME I AM SO QUIRKY YOU CAN'T BREAK UP WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
by Poopooppoo4 November 03, 2020
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