April 14

National pussy grabbing day just go wild
"hey dude it's April 14 go and grab some pussy's
by usvagxta April 13, 2018
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april 31

National get ate out by the white boy who is a lil thick
Damn g Rihanna is dont april 31 early
by Messmaker7 April 11, 2019
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April Fail

There are 2 definitions for this:

1) When a complete dickhead tries to play an April Fool's joke on you after midday on the 1st April, or any other time of the year. This becomes obvious when the dickhead says 'April Fools!' after trying to trick you.

2) Anyone that tries to play an April Fool's joke on you, but you see right through it, and to top things off, they say 'April Fools!' anyway, which is just dumb.
1) Dickhead: Hey Chris, you dropped your ipod?
Chris: Did I? *Looks back*
Dickhead: *Slaps Chris over the back of the head* April Fools!
Chris: It's May, dumbass. God, what an April Fail...

2) On April the 1st, this dude comes up to me and tells me my bag's open. Being cautious, I know it's an April Fools joke and just sneer at him. Then, he shouts 'April Fool!' and starts laughing like a retard. That guy's an April Fail!
by April_Failproof April 03, 2009
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April 23

national paul HAS TO send nudes or he’s gay day
girl: yo paul send me that micro cock
paul: no jessica
girl: it’s april 23
paul: i’m not gonna send it you fat fuck
girl: ight i guess ur gay
by big pp hours April 23, 2020
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April 17th

Mia: talking too much

Mazzy: mia, it’s April 17th

Mia: oh shit
by daddy.chill November 15, 2019
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April 2

April 2 is national best day day, on april 2 all your dream come true
person 1: What day is it
person 2: April 2
person 1: that must be the reason why my day has been the best day ever
by Sh33rImp3rf3ction October 19, 2020
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April 27

Carmen:Yo bro,did you eat pussy today?It's april 27.
Emma:Not yet because I plan to eat yours.😌
by 😍animallover6969 August 31, 2021
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