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bum yawn

A slow, tired and usually involuntary fart continually emitted by sphincters of the clientèle of the Cherry Orchard in Chester. Such yawns are commonly encountered after a plate of egg mayonnaise sandwiches and mini pork pies has been circulated.
"Jesus H Christ, is there a body under the floor boards in here? That smell is enough to choke a dung fly."

"that'll be john, he's just had a bum yawn"
by original jimster June 30, 2009
mugGet the bum yawnmug.

bum technology

Any sort of tool, shelter, or device crafted from materials easily accessible to the homeless by a homeless person. An example would be a bench press constructed from two wooden crates, a slab of plywood, some rusty bike frames, and a large metal rod fitted with bags of sand or cinderblocks on either end.
"Is that homeless guy fishing with a stick and some pipe cleaners?"

"Yep. That's some serious bum technology"
by dudemanguybroface April 12, 2010
mugGet the bum technologymug.

bum lee

an anus that is filled with jello or pudding
bum lee was seen in the computer cluster
by J. B. Galloway July 31, 2008
mugGet the bum leemug.

bum letter

person 1: I took up the bum last night
person 2: LOL BUM LETTER
by reftgyer January 25, 2008
mugGet the bum lettermug.

Mind bum

A person with significant limitations in his mental abilities that is not aware of this fact himself and feels very satisfied with his/her life, often even acts as if he/she was superior to other people. Corporate setting is a natural habitat of mind bums. Outer appearance of a mind bum is similar to the you and me, you can only spot a true mind bum after working with him for a while. WARNING! Mind bums carry serious retardation that can be contagious and have ability to drag you down with them if you don't take precautions. The most effective ones are: ignoring the mind bum completely and .. well that's about it, any exposure to a mind bum can be deadly to you intellect.
Man, I feel so exhausted after this 2 hour meeting with these mind bums, I feel like my IQ has dropped 5 points at least.

Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.
by DepressiveDave July 13, 2012
mugGet the Mind bummug.

Working Bum

A person who has a decent job but has nothing to show for it. They don't have Bill's to pay. They live off of other people. Watch out for these kinds of people. NOUN
Tyler was a working bum he never paid his Bill's. He had absolutely nothing to show for it.
by CookieCook2019 January 27, 2019
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bum snogger

a person who sucks up to those in power; ass kisser, brown noser
ugh, did you hear Tom with the new supervisor - he even bought him lunch. What a bum snogger!
by punkyrocker June 10, 2010
mugGet the bum snoggermug.

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