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French Cannon

idiomatic noun | informal English

: An eponymic metonymy for explosive diarrhea.
“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”

“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”

“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”

“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”
by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025
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drew and cannon

Drew And Cannon. Both are dreamsexual E-boys who online date each other on discord.
Hey look it’s drew and cannon! … oh. It’s drew and cannon… gross
by BBQatDawn February 25, 2022
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Cannons

A busty woman's breasts, usually have a slight upwards curve to them.
"Did you see that leaked photo of Julie?"

"Yeah, she has AMAZING cannons!"
by SatoruBrojo August 26, 2023
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bondage cannon

Before he ejaculates, the man places a small metal ball into the end of his penis and uses the orgasm to fire it out like a cannon ball.
Oh man, John gave Suzy a bondage cannon last night, it was sick! Anyway, the funeral is on Friday, I hope you can make it.
by Wookie-Nookie June 8, 2017
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ducc cannon

A cannon that shoots ducks. What the fuck were you expecting.
Damn I hope nobody shoots me with that goddamn ducc cannon
by Kikotexan May 19, 2021
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Afro Cannon

Someone who can grow a really amazing afro that makes everyone jealous.

It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.

An intimidating plumage
"That person is an Afro cannon"

"Can that hair get any bigger?"

"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"
by Swiftyoldboy June 13, 2024
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The nit cannon

The nit cannon is when someone has pubic lice and they crawl into your anus and eat the poop and when you have violent anal with someone they will get the nits in the tip of their penis and when they pee they will shoot the nits out
Guy 1: Hey do you want to do anal?
Girl 1: No sorry I have pubic lice
Guy 1: Its okay! We can do the nit cannon
by heixso July 23, 2025
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