May 17

National show your ass day

Hey it’s may 17

by Nana Jan May 16, 2022

May 29

National Punch Day

On May 29 you are allowed to punch or kick anyone you want

by koaladrip May 29, 2021

Lily-mai

Lily-Mai is a very smart girl, if you don't have a lily-Mai in your life you would've wished you did. She cares for people around her and puts people before herself.

'Wow I wish I had a friend named Lily-Mai, shes seems nice"

by Lilyeeoo September 5, 2021

May 17

The day u need to eat out ur gf but ask permission first

Bf: hey bae can I eat u out
Gf:why
Bf:cuz it’s may 17
Gf:oh ok sure I’m down

by Jaysucksaniggasdick May 16, 2022

may 2

This is the day when you kiss and hug your significant other as much as you love them.

Hey, today is may 2.

by Davisbro123 April 30, 2022

may-stache

When all individuals, men, and some eligible women, sport mustaches. Can only be considered celebratory in the month of May though.

"Nice mustache!"
"thanks but this would be considered a may-stache since it's may"

by Eve04 November 5, 2009

May 7th

kiss and cuddle with ur gf

hey it’s may 7th *kisses gf*

by siddons.allie May 6, 2021