Water-Doo

When a chubby English kid takes a dump in a busy wavy lake and the poo washes ashore.

That fat brit just totally water-dooed over there!

by Drangonestamouse July 31, 2011

Sparkling Water

Electrified water. Often found when people dig where they shouldn't.

Well I sent three guys down there and they all passed out. Turns out it was Sparkling Water.

by Oogabooga64 January 26, 2022

water knockers

term used the windsheld wipers for a car.

I have to go to autozone and get some water knockers for my slab.

by arbnmedic April 9, 2010

flint water

Water that tastes like it could cause prenatal disfiguration.

I never drink from that drinking fountain; it dispenses flint water.

by Slurpadurpapurp August 23, 2016

Water Roulette

When you and the boys jump on a large plastic water bottle (1.5 Litres) and you keep jumping at someone until it explodes on the person facing the bottle cap, leaving him soaked in water.

Let’s play Water Roulette lads.

by Water Roulette June 14, 2023

Water-wipe

Verb:

When, preferably before taking a shower, you are sitting on the toilet and have to take a crap. When said crap is completed, one will totally skip the art of wiping such anus where said crap came out of and, instead, will simply turn the shower on, walk inside of it and bend over.

Once bent over the person will spread there cheeks and have the water hit directly on it, washing away said crap quickly and cleanly (sort of).

Person 1 "Hey man, yesterday I took a crap that had one of those infinite f*cking shit stains going on""

Person 2 "Damn, I hate those. How did you get it off?"

Person 1 "Just yelled 'I'm tired of this sh*t!' and stood up, marched to the shower turned it on and water-wiped that piece of crap."

Person 2 "... Dude, that's disgusting."

by Proe24 February 13, 2010

rock water

Rock Water is shit that does nothing. Its a natural remedy for anxiety but it is just water that dumb asses pay extra for. It has no side effects and you cant even get high off of it because its water

Person 1: "dude im really anxious right now"
person 2: "i got some rock water if you want"
person 1: "youre a fucking dumb ass, that stuff is shit that doesnt even work"

by CrumblyCar02 December 7, 2013