Pirate Wasted

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.

"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜

by Yamamasayzwut April 19, 2023

Welfare Wasted

1. To drink yourself into a state of financial disparity

Jimmy: That bum smells like straight liqueur
John: Yeah man, hes defiantly getting welfare wasted.

by Brandon john February 19, 2012

Sad wasted

When you're so sad you just want to grab a bottle of vodka, drowned in your own vomit and wake up the next day not knowing who you are.

"I can't get my mocha latte so I'm going to get sad wasted"

by Suckadick350 August 18, 2016

Waste of semen

Delbinson Animations

“U piss me off u waste of semen”

by mrberenisp4d0 February 01, 2024

business wasted

n.
when one gets drunk for business reasons

"Dude, are you wasted?"
"Yeah man, but it's cool, it's for work. I'm business wasted. See? I'm in my suit and everything."

by tiffany yo March 16, 2014

wasted penguin

A young person who can burn the elite.

that college kid burned all of washiongton d.c elite, he must be a wasted penguin.

by boyhitstruck September 25, 2017

Waste of four years

Donald Trumps term in office

Damn bro Donald Trumps term in office was a waste of four years...

by Amue January 22, 2021