wanker

mad dirty midget feet

I like sucking on british wankers cuz I have a midget fetish

by samnico34 November 9, 2021

Jolly Wanker

An individual with a great desire and intention to "wank"(A slang term for masturbation). They perform the act with such ferocity and excitement that they could be described as "jolly".

Martin is such a jolly wanker.

by BigBootyBerilium March 14, 2025

Wankering

The act of attempting to roast but making yourself look like a wanker. Don’t do it. Please.

They were both wankering in computer science.

by Hidded May 27, 2018

hobnocking wanker

The literal meaning is: A British person that slaps people with their phallus and jerks off a lot.

Jack is so lame, he is a hobnocking wanker

by Louiemonte09 April 28, 2014

Wanker

1 - Someone who wanks.

2 - An insult.

Bonus note: wanking is male masturbation

"Piss off, you wanker!"

by Random JoJo's Fan June 7, 2021

Polish Wanker

When you wank off a polish person.

This kid named Dylan, is a polish Wanker.

by ChildishPg April 13, 2016

wanker

insult by the sniper

Wave g'bye to your head, wanker! I'm gonna turn you into colored rain.

by chickenstealer March 4, 2021