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you lose brain cells naturally but when you use twitter for more than 2 hours a day then you know you lose brain cells way quicker. its a giant website full of really dumb people and celebrities being able to somehow make comments on things that somehow get to everywhere, I don't even use twitter and I know the last thing elon musk tweeted.
on twitter everyone is offended by something and wants you to be understanding but at some point people put trigger warnings for CAPS or kitchen appliances or god knows

gimmick accounts are great tho
autistic friend 1: "I just made a tweet about how we are going to burger king"

me: "you use twitter?, that makes a lot of sense"
by cosmicretard August 9, 2021
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Twitter

A place where you get unliked for existing (usually known as being Cancelled) Twitter is usually the home of fatherless children.
by MileClemets November 14, 2021
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Twitter

The section of skin on a female between the Twat and the Shitter.

Tw-itter
Alan, "Audrey, you've left a load of pubes in the pan again"

Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"

Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"
by Dirtylocks Jackson May 9, 2020
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Twitter

A copy of hell that is more chaotic
Someone - Hey, let's check Twitter.
Also another someone - You want to see hell?
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twitter

a website where you can't have an opinion. you're not allowed to share opinions, jokes, or use the godforsaken term "freedom of speech". there are three types of twitter users. one; the unproblematic user. it's self-explanatory, just look at the name. two; the troll. take these types of users tweets or profiles with a grain of salt. it's all satire and isn't meant to be taken seriously. three; the crybabies. these users are usually found in the "over parties" or can be found wherever you see an opinion. they can't take jokes while simultaneously make jokes themselves. they take offense easily and usually trigger a reaction from more and more people... creating a thread of comments. crybaby users are usually part of stan twitter. especially kpop stans on twitter.
person one: man, i got attacked on twitter because i called kpop kpoop... it was a fucking joke.
person two: that's just twitter for you.
by strwberrylipgloss September 25, 2020
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twitter

the largest containment board, followed by reddit and the now dead tumblr
basically just a huge insane asylum for people with no life
guy 1: I hate twitter
guy 2: me too
guy 3: wsp top g players how are you????
guy 1 and 2: shut the fuck up twitter twat
by unfunny man August 24, 2022
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Parody Twitter Account

Roleplay accounts on Twitter (X) ran by fans of the character being roleplayed. People who run Parody Twitter Accounts commonly spread misinformation on the Internet for fun
Person 1: I run a Parody Twitter Account!
Person 2: Cool
by Parody Twitter May 4, 2024
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