twitter speech

a way of speaking only real skinny legends use

"*Insert name*, sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I'm about to spill the tea, so hold ur wigs, cause imma snatch 'em."
or
"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"

*insert a list of random emojis like the cowboy emoji, the water droplets emoji and the cool sunglasses emoji*

"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"

by boatychan February 3, 2019

Twitter ammo

An image or video that insults someone. Usually used in an argument over Twitter Twitter ammo can be used in arguments over many social media’s.

Guy 1: Hey do you have any Twitter ammo I can use, I’m arguing with this dumb ass.
Guy 2: Yeah, here I’ll send you my favorite ones.

by CockMonchy November 10, 2019

Twitter

The area between the Twat and the Shitter.

Sometimes also referred to as "Biffins Bridge", "The Taint" or "The Gooch"

Friend - "Were you on Twitter with your Mrs last night?"
Guy - "I most certainly was, I #tonguepunchedherinthefartbox for a few hours"

by jbizzle81 December 6, 2019

Irish twitter

Subset of Twitter users from Ireland, generally from middle-class Dublin background, who consider themselves elite on the site due to overlapping interests/discussion topics. 'Irish twitter' people are most likely to assemble in person at The Workman's Club.

"He's an abuser??? OMG, like he's SUCH a big name on Irish Twitter"

by luwd December 27, 2019

Twitter

Only sparrows tweet.

Twitter, a place where a group of self important imbeciles tweet to each other.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Twitter

This is the little place between the twat and the shitter. Commonly known as a gooch on a guy or the taint. This little divider is the place between the cooter and the shooter on a girl.

I got jammed up on the her twitter going in.

by Ligmah April 20, 2019

Twitter

A great place for tea.

“Did you see the James and Tati drama on Twitter?”

by sereneblossom May 15, 2019