Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011

Kinkhoura Pork

A pork dish common in some rural areas of the UK Midlands, consisting of a whole pork shoulder cooked in a low oven in red Bulmers and spices overnight. Regional variation of pulled pork.

They ate Kinkhoura Pork every day

by Derbyshire Dave September 30, 2017

short pork

Nickname for a penis.

Look at those short porks!

by DellOne55 January 23, 2008

Pork

Pork MMMMMMM GOOD. Sizzle Pork And MMMMMM... SPAM

Pork lookin head.

by ENDERGAMERXD February 2, 2021

Pork possum lover

When a black man shits on a black woman for a white woman's validation and acceptance to show they are greater than the average man

“Ion like black girls they loud but I love white girls they chill asf”
“Your a pork possum lover aren’t you”
“Huh”
“Never mind bro”

by Wavsyet January 11, 2021

Bush Pork

Another name for a mans unshaven genitalia.

One of the joys of life is finding pork in a bush. Love a bit of Bush Pork

by The Rowbs May 5, 2018

Suck my pork

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)

She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!

by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025