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McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 6, 2020
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McDonald's Clout

When you work at the golden arches and bring in that Dough.
Jake is working at McDonald's now. He's raking in that McDonald's Clout.
by Wainwright6969 October 26, 2018
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Mcdonalds

The place where they scam you with the same amount of liquid in every size and they make you obese without you realizing sorry meghan trainor
Mcdonalds: The one food restaurant that matpat had to do a theory only on the SPRITE!!!
by Matpats newest therory November 30, 2023
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ramsay mcdonald

A guy who looks like a North Korean shanty eye rice picking nonce
Horror who got darra it a me Ramsay McDonald
by Jesse Beattie January 21, 2018
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Evie McDonald

Evie McDonald is a very good Irish person , kind to everyone , lot people have crush on her , and she is a bisexual , she loves art , chocolate is her life , favourite type of chocolate is dark chocolate , like some of the K-POP groups , she is weird and fun , had lots good friends , bad at recorder the only song she can do is Jingle Bell, she blond hair , blue eyes and glasses , really skinny and like boy’s clothes , she love reading as well , has a red spot on beside her right eye , loves turtle s and tortoises , has two sisters and no pets .
Evie McDonald is girl and Loves chips and peppers
by Really good friend January 12, 2020
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McDonald's nuggets

A perfect snack to feed your chickens and any children in your basement. Also,

it's nice to feast on everyday if you don't mind having shit food.
Katelyn: I'm hungry
Ava: have some McDonald's nuggets you fat shit
by GrandmasThickCrunchyCookies April 10, 2020
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McDonald’s Miu

McDonald’s miu is an icon, someone who works at McDonalds. They are living the dream with Byakuya Togami, their husband and McDonald’s Chiaki their child
Byakuya: how is my wife

McDonald’s Miu: McDonald’s Miu
by McDonald’s Miu August 8, 2021
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