Gay Dad

Your dads booty getting sucked by your friend

Jeffery Williamson III-Hey joey is it ok if I suck your gay dads booty?

Joey-Sure but that’s gay like Micah 90’s

by fwplask July 5, 2019

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Earthy Dad

a male paternal figure who can often be mistaken for a gay father. He is in touch with his feminine side and can often be soft spoken, wearing sweat socks with dress shoes, a musty order, and can be very jovial in spirit

I know that guy is gay, but wait...he smells kinda bad...and he has like 8 kids...must be an Earthy Dad!

by temps 27 & 7 May 12, 2011

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Dad year

A dad year is the same as being gone until you want to come back. For example if the one you left wins a bunch of money. Or if u come back to someone and you didn't count all the years u were gone

I'm going away for a dad year
I was just gone for a dad year

by Fireboy44 October 29, 2019

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Dad Trade

A calculated bet or series of bets with price determination and risk/reward fully contingent upon Event X occurring. It successfully occurs, but all positions remain in the red.

It is commonly witnessed when listening to a friend's dad talking about his investment rationale for making certain risky trades. His reasoning is always foolproof but the results are inevitably unfavorable.

A preventable Dad Trade in the making

Industry professional: Mr. Chen, I strongly urge you to hedge against your positions in Brazilian ethanol companies with some short currency futures and some put options on the underlying stock.

Mr. Chen: Don't presume to teach me about equities sonny; I have more years of investment experience than you have in years lived. If Obama gets elected, he will subsidize corn, and ethanol production profitability will skyrocket.

by pitbear August 13, 2010

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