Book of Mormon

The last gospel of the Bible, translated by Joseph Smith and published in 1830.

Is Mormonism of Christianity?

Galatians 1:8 (NIV)
But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let him be eternally condemned!

It's pretty black and white.

by moltovivace April 29, 2005

book it

To spread gossip which is only meant for your ears and not for others to know. Other forms known are "Bookin It"

-"Hey did you hear Mitch lost all his money at the casino last night?"
-"Damn, why are you bookin it?"

by Duke Tran September 16, 2005

fully booked

The curious phenomena where a slaggy girl has such frequent sex with a vast amount of people that she becomes hard to get

"Maddy is up to her neck in dick atm, surely I have a chance"
"Nah, she's fully booked"

by Gaugamela January 23, 2017

booty book

A scrapbook of pictures that one takes for his or her significant other. A book that contains sex/sexy pictures. A book designed to show your partner just how sexy you can be.

What'd you get for your birthday man?

'I got me a booty book'

OH DAMN! Nice gift.

by Missy1234567 March 8, 2009

the book of tea

a book that no one except for the few unfortunate college kids reads and which is a whole freaking book about tea.

it is possibly the worst book ever written.

poor college kid 1: hey, the book of tea. sounds quite exciting.

poor college kid 2: aaaah nooooo make it stoppppp!!!!!

by the coolest person ::eeeverrr:: May 6, 2005

triple booked

see: all holes filled.

My boss was in the office yesterday getting triple booked by three of her co-workers.

by smoothylicious April 28, 2005

Fuck Books

The act of placing one's penis inside of a book and moving it back until achieving ejaculation. The late works of Dostoevski are suggested for this act.

Shit mother fucker, I'm bout to get my fuck books on at the Barnes & Noble

by Douche Bags McGee October 10, 2008