Teacher

A teacher is someone who will take away your right to go to the bathroom, speak, have fun or leave if not in sessions. This is a noun that can be stereotyped.

I hate school because of the teacher.

by Ahree December 24, 2022

Teacher

Someone who also doesn’t want to go to school but is paid very little that they

barley make it through

“How bad is your job?”
“Terrible, I almost got a depromotion.”
“I’m a teacher. I make 2.50 a hour.

by The Unkown 101 January 6, 2023

Hot For Teacher

(Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
Fuck man!)
Oh yeah, t-t-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see? Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell but I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school
I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Ow! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher
(Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back!
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man
Whoa)
I heard about your lessons but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn, how can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?
I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Whoa! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad

I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher, woh
(Oh man, I think the clock is slow
What are you doin' this weekend?
I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed)
Ooh, yeah
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
Whoa
Oh! Yes I'm hot
Oh my God!
Whoo!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

Parent Teacher Conference

When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".

Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!

by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023

teacher build

the body structure of a teacher

“if i ever becom a teacher, i wouldn’t want the teacher build, like Mrs.Penske

by teacherbuild101 July 31, 2023

Standard Teacher

A teacher that doesn't know Snatwix

"She is a Standard Teacher"

by Citrox August 4, 2023

National hate your former teacher day

Hate your former teacher. Only teachers who were actually bitches to everyone, especially if her teacher name is Mrs. Cappezzutto

Jonathan: what day is it
Bryant: It’s National hate your former teacher day !!!!
Jonathan: Thanks

by Bryanthesmolbrain September 10, 2023