Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.
"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."
by moochers April 16, 2019
Get the Michael's Bedside Tablesmug. A large lazy susan table with sturdy ball bearing support and a hole in the middle to facilitate penetrating a vagina and rotating it continuously around your cock.
by redains December 29, 2016
Get the Spin Tablemug. While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.
by EmpySee September 26, 2013
Get the table-hoppermug. If you're reading this, I need you two realize two things:
1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."
1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."
by XXACIOUS October 6, 2020
Get the Tablemug. some bitch that walks into a bar, grabs the wrisp of the nearest guy and leads him a pool table, strips completely naked and rides his cock then fucks another 10 to 15 guys with with the entire place watching
pool table Betty walked in the the bar and lead some random dude back to a table and fucked the shit out him and then took it in the ass from 10 more guys.
by erwtqw March 21, 2008
Get the pool table bettymug. You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"
by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019
Get the table watermug. by Jonathanmcbonathan June 7, 2020
Get the Table bitermug.