Secrets don't last at Tilted Towers

An incredible quote by some fucking cow idk

"Hey man, secrets don't last at Tilted Towers."
"Are you high"

by Turqle_ May 15, 2021

the eiffel tower slip n slide

When you roll a slip n slide off the Eiffel Tower, or another tall slanted structure, and go slide down, to your ultimate demise.

“Hey, wanna come with me on the Eiffel Tower slip n slide”

by Lofra August 8, 2022

Trump Tower

The act of laying on your back and having a prostitute defecate in your mouth while you try to stack the turds as high as possible without using your tiny hands. Popular with American businessmen and Russian prostitutes.

I treated myself to a Trump Tower last night and now whenever I open my mouth shit comes out.

by Ivanka Humpalot January 17, 2017

Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom.

You already know bruh.

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.

by Thefinisher69 May 25, 2020

The Twin Towers

Sexual position. A man lying on his back whilst one woman is riding his dingus and the other is sitting on his face.

Hey man, I was getting the twin towers from these two chicks... then killed about 2900 people on my stomach.

by Jak Mehov January 7, 2021

Canada Tower

A Canada Tower is when you have several (4+) women stacked on top of each other butt naked. You then take turns railing each individual girl, fairly quickly, so by the time you finish they all queef in perfect harmony.

“Dude, I went to the club the other night and totally caught myself a Canada Tower!”
“I Canada towered your mom, aunt, sister, and grandma the other night. You should’ve heard their queefs. Straight out of a horror movie.”

by Byrti October 4, 2021

anarchy tower

Anarchy tower, a giant cobblestone tower in minecraft

do you have any leftover cobblestone, so I can continue building my anarchy tower?

by iskraa January 23, 2021