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Boots van Gundy

Host of the popular kids T. V. show from the late 80's. Boots was most well known for his stories that he told while rocking in his chair.
I loved that Boots van Gundy when I was little.
by bootsfan12 April 28, 2005
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van diemen's land

the strip of hair that goes from above your belly button to your pecs.

also, the original nickname for tasmania.
girl: what's the hair that goes from above a guys belly button to his pecs?

guy: that's van diemen's land
by ebonhawk January 2, 2012
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Anton Van Staaden

This guy has been bust doing it to his dogs while on drugs. Typically a SA aspergers case. Really gay man but pretends to be mentally disadvantaged and an emotionally basket case. In love with his housemate & porn. Drinks toilet water and alcohol excessively. Dishonesty and sadistic sums up an Anton. Most entitled person you'll even meet. Paranoid the world is planning revenge on him. Cant keep a friend or partner. RED FLAGS!!! Probably a serial killer. Should be featured on Police File. This guy hides behind a camera with picturing everyone naked. An embarrassing example of the apex species.
I met the most needy person today!
"It must have been Anton Van Staaden"
by The Noogie October 25, 2019
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Van High School

The fakest and stinkiest place on earth.
Ew you go to Van High School? Must suck.
by anonymous November 24, 2020
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Double Van Gogh

The act of cutting off both of one’s ears, also known as the natural response to hearing Justin Bieber sing.
“I swear to God, if I hear Despacito one more time, I’m gonna pull a double Van Gogh”
by AssblastMcGee October 17, 2017
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Dick van Dyke

A sibling sexual act of the Land Shark.

To preform the Dick van Dyke, the man must have their partner get on the ground up side-down, so that their ass is in the air.
The partner then, completely naked, enters the room whilst sining the Dick van Dyke Show theme song. He then trips over a nearby ottoman, thus catapulting him into the air. He then attempts to enter into his hole of choice in his partner.
Fred: Hey, you wanna come over and watch the game at my place?

Ted: Nah, I'm going to the store to buy an ottoman so I can Dick van Dyke my girlfriend.

Fred: HOT!
by The6thDegree January 6, 2008
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white van man

A complete genius driver. Spends all day on the roads and driving is the main part of the job (builders and alike are not true WVM, a disgrace, a car driver in a van). Yes they undertake because car drivers do not keep left. Yes they brake hard as they are annoyed at cars tailgating (90% BMW drivers, 10% chavs with 12 exhausts on a £50 renault5) Yes they are angry as you would be if someone came into your office and told you how to push your pen. Couriers are the elite who have to put up with the brain dead car drivers who enter a motorway once a year and enter the middle lane immediately for no reason, have to put up with cars tailgating when it is clear the van is waiting to overtake the thick car driver in front who is overtaking nothing, who have to sit behind car drivers who think that if in a traffic jam leaving a 60ft gap infront will somehow make the traffic jam shorter and when they pass the accident causing the jam will spend half an hour rubber necking it. Yes we are angry and have to do unlawful driving but why?...... Because the useless car drivers irritate the f*** out of us!!!!!!!! When you drive 2000 miles a week, you can tell us how to drive, until then keep left on a motorway out of the way. PS nice t1ts love!!!
White Van Man Is the king of the road!!! Builders vans are filled with useless car drivers in a vehicle they cant control, couriers rule!!!!!!
by vanmanrulesok June 21, 2008
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