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Polish Popsicle Stand

when someone is in the act of taking a Polish Popsicle and proceeds to do a headstand or handstand or just turning upside down and taking one resulting in the Polish Popsicle Stand.
That girl was so drunk last night I made her agree to do a Polish Popsicle Stand so I made her do a headstand while she did the Polish Popsicle, that shit was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life!!!
by Chrismoose Nault May 29, 2010
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polish camel toe

When the material from a tight t-shirt melds to the mounds created by fat rolls on the breat, stomach or underbelly of a fat man
Very few men dispaying a polish camel toe ever get to experience a real one.
by Cary the B July 13, 2006
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Polish Bomb Squad

When a girl is laying on her back with a man straddling her chest while she administers oral sex and the man flatulates on her breasts causing a "raspberry".
"He gave me a polish bomb squad last night; it tickled"
by dungeonmasterdave March 11, 2012
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polish job

a hand job using a lot of lube
She gave me a great polish job last night.
by dirtymind12 November 6, 2011
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Polish bike ride

The act of shoving your knee cap into someones anus consensually and or against there will
I gave that hooker a polish bike ride and she loved it
by Suckmylido February 6, 2009
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reverse polish romanski

reverse polish romanski

1. When any woman over 40 seduces a young teenage boy.

This term is a play off of Roman Polanski and Reverse Polish Notation, and references situations that are the reverse to the sexually inappropriate case of Roman Polanski and 13-year old girl in the 1970s
My baby cousin scored 125 points off a reverse polish romanski last week at a party at my Aunt's house with one of her lush cougar pals.

When a 44-year old woman rape-rapes a 13-year old boy after feeding him half of a champagne flute and a fistful of Quaaludes. This might or might not occur in Jack Nicholson's spa tub.
by Syzdek October 7, 2009
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Reverse Polish Cowgirl

A sexual position developed in the opium dens of south china, the Reverse Polish Cowgirl is performed by both participants laying side by side, and then sex spontaneously occurring to their immediate right. Not to be confused with Reverse Polish Notation, this sexual position has only ever been performed twice, both times by Sunny and Cher, the second such instance involving a crocodile and a tub of butter.
Hey Cher! Still alien-esque-ly thin I see! Looks like there's been too much Reverse Polish Cowgirl in your life!
by Grotz October 5, 2009
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