I had really good lighting and a great angle but it was all a waste because of an accidental flash tan
by Netflix4lyfe May 2, 2016

by DYKW August 14, 2024

The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to make oinking sounds during and after the meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party on the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”
“HELL YEAH!”
“HELL YEAH!”
by MrSunki November 26, 2023

Those half pants half shorts that most Puerto Ricans wear. This item of clothing ends near the ankle and does not taper in width. Usually consists of denim or camo printed khaki material.
by Edwinperez September 27, 2015

by Digpig November 20, 2021

A kind generous sometimes bossy being who always think about the others before himself, someone who you can rely to. He'll be always there for you.
by JamesNaismith June 8, 2021

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
by thechri5 March 1, 2019
