shit skeeter

one who has a bowel movement at the moment of ejaculation during sexual intercourse

man:ahh baby ahh!!
women: whats that fucking smell
man:i'll be rite back
woman:did you just shit!
man:what no.....
woman:shit skeeter!

by hot3kitten69 January 30, 2010

Sweeterman

Often used to classified people that are in the Friend Zone but are higher up than those in the zone Often used as a synonym with Friends with Benefits

Popularized By The Canadian Hero Drizzy Aubrey"Drake" Graham by the song of the same name Sweeterman

She say I'm a sweeterman But she say that she don't need a man I say why don't we make an agreement then We can just fuck while we're being friends

by Lenny F. Smith June 6, 2016

Sweater Kid

A sextastic fiend of incredulous proportions! See also: Sex Machine.

Guy 1: I have wet dreams of Sweater Kid...
Guy 2: ...SO DOES GOD O_O

by Thedeadhead04 May 16, 2008

turtle neck sweater

when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on

The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.

by peter palmer February 11, 2006

skeeter

The best darn olympic team in Chadbourne Residential College.

Winning the Chadbourne Olympics was a big release for the Skeeters

by Gordon October 14, 2004

Sobbing Skeeter

When you masturbate profusely, using a picture of your ex-girlfriend/former flame and her new boyfriend as motivation. This must be in conjunction with sobbing like a little girl while pounding one out. When employed correctly, your siren-like wails will pulsate with the tempo of your masturbation.

A few weeks after my girlfriend and I broke up, I found a picture of her with her new boyfriend and proceeded to bust out a "Sobbing Skeeter" while watching My Girl 2.

by jgibso October 1, 2006

Cosmic Sweater

Before having sex, a woman eats as much food, mostly colorful foods. Afterwords the woman deep throats her partners cock as far back as she possibly can until she gags and pukes all over his body. Thus creating a "cosmic sweater".

I'm really into fruity cereals and weird fetishes and shit, so I convinced my girlfriend to give me a cosmic sweater.

by bjb5879 April 25, 2011