Missionary position sex with a woman when it's that time of the month. Giving her the cream pie. Then hosing her down with piss. Washing off any smeared blood and gizz, on her.
by Timmersj November 26, 2015
When a man ejaculates inside a girl while she is on her period and she proceeds to fart out of her vagina (pussy), squirting out the creamy, bubbly, red and white jizzblood. Afterwards the combination of all of the substances forced out by the queef, drip down into her shit coated asshole, which works as a crust for the Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie and a tasty, delicious snack.
1. I was really hungry, so I fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period without a condom, so I could eat a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.
2. Thank god I waited long enough to fuck my girlfriend for both her period and the diarrhea around her asshole to dry, so I could enjoy this fine delectable that is a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.
MMMMM...Bloody Queef Cum!!
2. Thank god I waited long enough to fuck my girlfriend for both her period and the diarrhea around her asshole to dry, so I could enjoy this fine delectable that is a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.
MMMMM...Bloody Queef Cum!!
by Scott, Ben, Jesse October 12, 2007
When you put a strawberry up someone's butt and get some poop on it. Then you have to eat the shitcovered strawberry.
Kayla: "Aw, man. That sucks."
Sabrina: "What?"
Kayla: "Tre just texted me and told me he gave my dad a chocolate covered strawberry."
Kayla's Dad: "Tre, can I have a chocolate covered strawberry again?"
Tre: "Okay, but promise you didn't eat corn the other day?"
Kayla's Dad: "Okay, I promise." *thinks: I did eat corn. Hahahaha. I like to watch him eat the corn.*
Sabrina: "What?"
Kayla: "Tre just texted me and told me he gave my dad a chocolate covered strawberry."
Kayla's Dad: "Tre, can I have a chocolate covered strawberry again?"
Tre: "Okay, but promise you didn't eat corn the other day?"
Kayla's Dad: "Okay, I promise." *thinks: I did eat corn. Hahahaha. I like to watch him eat the corn.*
by i am cooooool. January 10, 2010
"Dude totally had my chocolate covered strawberry on her knees last night. It was awesome"
"Nice man."
*High Five*
"Nice man."
*High Five*
by M.A.C.R.O. March 21, 2010
it's strawberry kiwi time y'all!!
by bjayberookkyn November 30, 2020
Two men stick slim Jim's down each others cocks while simultaneously making there asses look like strawberry shortcake with all the Cum
Slim: do you wanna go home with me and do a slim Jim strawberry shortcake with me ?
Jim: fuck Yea nigga
Jim: fuck Yea nigga
by I have no gender November 08, 2017
You fuck a hairy count ginger on the rag, then frost her cunt with cum. Could also be called a Red Velvet.
by J.M.K. March 04, 2015