Stoner-Paradise

An online mall that sells a broad selection for stoners.

Dude check out this cool lighter from stoner-paradise.com

by ScoobyDooPaPa June 1, 2018

stoner mob

Verb; For those times when you and the homies need to go somewhere but only have one skateboard or longboard. One person rides the board ahead, while the other(s) walks behind. Once far enough (not too far), first person then shoots the board backwards as they step off, passing the board to the homie. Rinse and repeat.

For more than 2 people, person the furthest behind gets priority on the pass back.

Progressive: stoner-mobbing

The walk will be much quicker if we stoner mob it.

Greg left his board in his ladies whip, so we stoner mobbed it to the yard.

by DonTripper November 13, 2023

Stoners Kiss

the act of lighting a joint with an already lit joint

dude its too windy for my lighter. give me a stoners kiss

by JustAnotherRandomStoner December 6, 2024

Stoner

A person who smokes weed all the time and doesn’t want to quit that kush

Nick:Bro Micheal is such a stoner bro
Gary: i know right he won’t stop smoking that shit.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Stoner Boner

When you smoke weed with a girl just to boneher

Yo Allie is so hot
yeah and she smokes hella weed
aaah shit looks like I'm about to start getting it in with her
dude you're such a stoner boner

by ShadowFiend45 October 26, 2017

Elevator Stoner

Middle schoolers or college freshmen who congregate in parking ramp elevators to get high in an apparent attempt to evade police and authority figures.

Parking is always free here after 9pm, though it does tend to smell of elevator stoners....

by Satans Lapdog September 4, 2016

Stoner

Stoner is someone who packs a bowl, lights it, smokes it, then gets online and looks up the definition of the word stoner on a funny website. Then decides to add their own meaning as well, laughing hard af the entire time thinking “this shit actually relates to me”.

You, you are a stoner

by It’s okay I’m stoned too November 30, 2019