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Steven

Sexc virgin boy who needs sum pussy
Steven loves his gf and is freaky for her only
by yannaaaaaaaa February 15, 2025
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Steven

A very short guy, who isn't liked by many people. He has red hair, ugly face, makes stupid jokes, and is an all around idiot. He enjoys playing video games, he doesn't talk to women, and scrolls on reddit for hours at a time. He's often called a gremlin.
"Hey, is that Steven?" Joseph asked. "Eww, nobody wants to be around Steven." The girl responded.
by The Man of My Dreams October 29, 2021
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Steven Universe

A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"

Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."
by Kevlar Vest December 19, 2021
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Steven

Steven is the door knob in every friend group. He is the person to cry when getting caught by the cops. He is also the type of person to go play crossing guard with the fucking train and yell stop. He most likely practices kissing for his nonexistent girlfriend on his mom.He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely foxes dog at 3 AM. Steven makes car e He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely fucks his dog at 3 AM. He is most likely that cringy ASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 911bASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 9/11.
Eww look it’s the fucking doorknob Steven coming down the hill. “ hey Steven don’t fall over your own ass!!”
by Bs.gerp January 30, 2020
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Steven

When you’re going to smoke weed, usually used to avoid saying weed in front of people
Let’s invite Steven

Let’s talk to Steven later
by Clapp September 30, 2023
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Steven

The Chubby Guy that had the hottest girl friend in high school. Hopeless romantic. Single father that went to business school and dropped out for love. Joined a fraternity and tapped out the first night. Biggest dick in his friend group. Douche bag but has a good intentions.
Oh no Steven caught attitude with his staff again! “Your fired!”
by 11:11NYU November 25, 2021
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Stevened

Meaning that you’re so drunk you’re prone to accidents.

The phrase was coined by Liverpool’s local newspaper ‘The Liverpool Echo’ following the events of an accidental drunk death which occurred at a Liverpool City Bar in 1897. The man who died was only documented by his surname Steven by the paper. The term was popularised after the paper used the term to describe drunk individuals who suffered accidents of similar severity to Steven.
My mate Rory flattened Toby’s bird in the club last night, he was absolutely Stevened
by Lpool_Informant-07 September 22, 2021
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