Statistician

statistician |ˌstatiˈstiSHən|
noun

Statistician as a slang word can be positive or negative depending on the situation, or upon the use in a given situation.

1. An expert in the creation of Facebook statuses, or someone who posts statuses way to frequently and of nothing important.

2. Someone who verbalizes statistics acting to be a know-it-all, or someone who is actually very knowledgeable.

Positive uses of the above:

1. "Wow man your Facebook statuses are the best, your like a statistician or something!"

2. "I never knew you were so smart dude, what are you a statistician or something?!

Negative uses of the above:

1. "What are you some kind of statistician, what's with all your Facebook posts?!"

2. "All right I get the picture, what are you a f*cking statistician?!"

by withinthecube February 1, 2013

stadium status

To be a big enough star that you could fill an Entire Stadium when doing a concert, you know you're big once you've achieved Stadium Status. Coined by Kanye West in the song "Big Brother" off the Graduation Album.

Jay-Z, Eminem, 50 Cent, and Kanye West have all achieved Stadium Status.

by djsmalls October 17, 2007

STATUS QUO

An all black dance crew from "America's Best Dance Crew".

Boy: Did you watch "Amercia's Best Dance Crew" last night.
Girl: Yeah, I think Status Quo is the best crew and E-knock is so sexy.

by RayRay Blank March 13, 2008

Status Attack

A status attack is when another person posts on your Facebook status, and procedes to attack you on your own status.

Jonny: Yo have you talked to Simona, Eric's girlfriend, lately?

Vinny: Naw man, that bitch status attacked me last week.

by Pavelboca June 4, 2009

status block

when your on facebook or twitter and you want to write your status but you have no clue on what to write so you write some random thing anyway

idk what to write in my status... man i have major status block

by jelani913 June 17, 2009

Status Block

verb - originates from the American phrase cock-block. Status block is when you log on to facebook or twitter with a particular status in mind and find that one of your friends already has it up as their status.

Oh man Mickey just status blocked me. I wanted to be the one with the status saying "I'm drunk"

by eaglesrulebearsareok April 14, 2010

Status broadcaster

someone who just spams their facebook status with complete ass munching dick balls. Which means quoting lots of famous people, saying random quotes, saying shit no one gives an ass about.

War does not determine who is left, only who is right.

I believe that obama's new reform is quite intriguing.

STFU status broadcaster

by jizzbagwanker October 20, 2010