Siblings who aren’t actually twins, but look so strikingly alike that people constantly mistake them for twins — despite being born years apart. It’s like the universe hit copy and paste, just with a time delay.
Split twins might share similar height, facial features, mannerisms, or even personalities. Whether they’re one year apart or ten, they give off serious twin energy without sharing a birth date.
Split twins might share similar height, facial features, mannerisms, or even personalities. Whether they’re one year apart or ten, they give off serious twin energy without sharing a birth date.
by PubliusX June 22, 2025
Get the Split Twinsmug. by Flat for the food September 27, 2018
Get the splitting at the seammug. Otherwise known as bifurcated tongue, is a tongue that is separated roughly midway to the base. Most commonly done with suture and scalpel, the procedure may be done with a cauterizing tool or as it was first done with a tongue piercing and fishing line. It is quickly gaining popularity in the body modification scene.
by VICEroykit November 5, 2020
Get the Split Tonguemug. When you are fucking a virgin with the runs and hitting it from the back and she spews out liquids from both holes all over the place vigorously, getting it everywhere
Have you ever done the 7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Split with a girl? Shit feels greater than bowling!
by bbcbillblaster February 15, 2025
Get the 7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Splitmug. split-it
verb (colloquial, euphemistic; vulgar-slang, chiefly British)
Definition:
To luxuriate in a moment of solitary pleasure; typically involving a freshly made bed, an artisanal coffee, a feline companion of discerning temperament, and the climactic indulgence of self-intimacy. The phrase draws whimsical reference from the anatomical act of splitting it, a metaphorical nod to the bifurcation of the labia during said solitary encounter.
Etymology:
Modern British slang. A playful conflation of genteel self-care and unabashed self-love. Said to have originated from the ritualistic ‘breaking-in’ of one’s own bed with all the essentials : cat, caffeine, and climax.
See also:
me-time, clitoral cottagecore, flatwarming
verb (colloquial, euphemistic; vulgar-slang, chiefly British)
Definition:
To luxuriate in a moment of solitary pleasure; typically involving a freshly made bed, an artisanal coffee, a feline companion of discerning temperament, and the climactic indulgence of self-intimacy. The phrase draws whimsical reference from the anatomical act of splitting it, a metaphorical nod to the bifurcation of the labia during said solitary encounter.
Etymology:
Modern British slang. A playful conflation of genteel self-care and unabashed self-love. Said to have originated from the ritualistic ‘breaking-in’ of one’s own bed with all the essentials : cat, caffeine, and climax.
See also:
me-time, clitoral cottagecore, flatwarming
“First night in the new flat. Cat’s curled up, coffee’s still hot. Time to light a candle, pop on some Kate Bush, and split-it.”
by Angry Leo May 28, 2025
Get the Split-itmug.