Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."
"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022
Get the Slow Cookermug. Performing sex at a consistent steady rate without alot of physical exertion. Typically in a lazy position such as spooning, creme brulee, backshots, and reverse missionary.
Man: Good Morning babe! You want to do some Slow & Steady!
Woman: Ofcourse, I do! I love you with all my heart! You're the love of my life! Te Amo Mi Vida! Mi Corazon! Mi Amor!
Woman: Ofcourse, I do! I love you with all my heart! You're the love of my life! Te Amo Mi Vida! Mi Corazon! Mi Amor!
by Callyce01 January 23, 2025
Get the Slow & Steadymug. Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.
Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.
Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?
Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.
Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.
Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!
Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?
Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.
Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.
Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!
by SpeedBall Inc. February 4, 2021
Get the Slow Charlesmug. by dylan ray ray February 7, 2018
Get the slow wisemug. A large cut of meat, typically beef or pork roasted/simmered for a long period of time on a Sunday afternoon for a traditional family dinner.
by tbs/redapple September 30, 2012
Get the Slow meat sundaymug. by beomgyussandhanitizer_ May 1, 2025
Get the slow it down make it bouncymug. Someone that thinks they are fast but has no actual back up for it. Sloth like speed, Snail like skills
Even tho years had gone by, kevin still managed to be slow at the same track he’s been to 100 times. Not only was his car slow but so was his comprehension of not getting faster anytime soon.
by Slow poke Kevin November 10, 2021
Get the Slowmug.