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kinky slaps

Adjective. The qualifier of ‘slaps’. When describing something and ‘slaps’ is insufficient.

Slaps+
You know when you take your first hit and you’re straight chillin? That shit kinky slaps.
by Fister69 June 27, 2021
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Superman Slap

Verb:The act of climbing on the top part of a couch, standing up on the top, then jumping down off the couch using the falling force to increase the pain of you slapping someone.

*Note the couch in the act can and should be dragged around constantly in order to always be ready to Superman Slap someone within a few seconds.
Guy 1:"You should call your stepfather the N word."

Guy 2: "What?! Are you crazy, why would I ever do that?"

Guy 1: "Do it, you would get respect from him."

Guy 2: "He would get up on the couch and Superman Slap me if I ever did that, and if I was still breathing after, then I would gain respect from him"
by Sovietnickie October 2, 2012
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Bollock Slap

When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.
Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.
by RhysMac March 11, 2012
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net slap

a term of virtual endearment, usually being a virtual slap upside the head for inappropriate behavior or badly timed comments much like a zing
p: i like trucks with big tires
d: thats what she said
p: net slap
by blessedbeatnik February 22, 2011
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Hoop Slap

Hoop slap is like a happy slap, except you do it with your anus. The hoop slapper must first relax their anus muscles just enough to be able to slap their friend round the face with it when they're least expecting it, resulting in them being repulsed and humiliated, yet left breathless from the shock and rolling around the floor with laughter because they didn't see it coming!
Hoop Slapper: *approaches from behind* Hey gurl...
Victim: Hey you, whats up! *turns around*
Hoop Slapper: *hoop slap* Gotcha!
Victim: *gets hoop slapped* Oh what the hell! Hahahaha. I'll get you next time!
by Nola070619 March 1, 2011
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The Jman Slap

The act of one being a douche bag by slapping your or another's lower back. By far this is one of the worst pains one can experience. To execute correctly one must....

1. Sneak up on a person
2. Locate there lower back ( right above their ass crack )
3. Slap vigorously to piss off the "slap"ie
Note: most effect when aiming for the fat deposits located near the love handle area.
- Yo did you see how pissed off JJ got when I Jman slapped him?

- Yea, your a douche bag.
- The Jman slap is so sick and should be spread around so I get famous.

- That would be cool, but your still a douche bag.
by Jman5670 June 24, 2011
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Raptor Slap

A slap in which a 360 is combined with a cobra strike, aka the raptor slapifaction has proceeded.
Dude, did you see Josh Raptor Slap that dirty ass nigger.
by xth3ph3nomx12 (xbox live) October 21, 2011
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