persian squirrel

In refence to the size of a male's genitals. Abnormally small with massive testicals.
I saw him in the locker room today, basically hung like a p-squirrel
by JP$ October 01, 2003
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Drunk Squirrel

one of the L337 of the dod community
by john August 20, 2003
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Squirrel-friend

Like a traditional girlfriend, but unusually cute, and hilarious. The Squirrel-friend can use her agility to perform amazing feats.
by Kool-Ian December 10, 2014
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Baby squirrel

A girl that looks like a squirel with to nurs in her mouth.
Look at baby squirrel , shes forridging for the winter!
by HO5TEL May 19, 2017
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Dirt Squirrel

Similar to a Red Neck, a Dirt Squirrel is poor, uneducated and uncouth. The difference is Dirt Squirrel's have dirty necks and can't actually achieve a "red neck." More commonly found in the Rural southwest regions of the USA. Most notably being from Arizona. Dirt Squirrels rarely bathe. Often crooked teeth but always yellowish tartar build up and bad breath. Live in dirty, cluttered and over crowded conditions.
Look at those Dirt Squirrels over there Dirt Squirreling it up!
by wci2003 April 12, 2019
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Skin Squirrel

1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.
Look at that dude, what a skin squirrel. Whatever, you skin squirrel.
by Gustavo65 May 30, 2008
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Squirrel Cage

The anus, particularly of a man who is the passive partner in anal sex.
"Wow, I can't believe he managed to fit all ten inches of that thing in my squirrel cage!"
by adg3825 April 27, 2021
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