Sexually Constipated

The pain and sadness that results from not performing sexual acts.

" What's up with him?"
"Oh, He's just sexually constipated dude! His girlfriend won't give him any."

by Borta58 June 16, 2012

Sexual Glaze

When you ejaculate onto an old-fashioned donut.

Russ: "This glazed donut tastes different. I thought I told you pick up some old-fashioned donuts"

Jim: "I did, but then I added some sexual glaze to them"

by jimcool126 September 19, 2012

sexual lesbian

A woman who is a lesbian and at the same time is always in need of sexual companionship. As in they need and want sexual contact with other woman, they just like woman sex. But neither of them can be butch

morganne- I'm not a sexual lesbian
rebecca- No, your a non-sexual lesbian
erin- sexual woman crave sex
markie- non-sexual woman like butches

by morganne October 26, 2006

sexual coupon

what the fuck do you think a sexual coupon is?

For my birthday, my girlfriend got me a sexual coupon for 20% off. I don't know what the fuck that means though

by mr. koch October 14, 2011

Zero-Sexual

Zero-Sexual is when an individual is attarcted to neither females nor males. They are attracted to no one at all. AT ALL.

Girl: I tried to get with her, she said she dosen't like girls.
Boy: Yeah, I did too and she dosen't like boys.
Girl: I think she's Zero-Sexual

by Zero-Sexual September 05, 2009

Sexual Tofu

A strap on for vegetarians who are unable to have meat (penis) in sexual intercourse due to their beliefs.

Marit: I would love to have sex with you, but I'm a vegetarian.

Trent: That's alright, (pulls out strap on) I have sexual tofu.

by bananatwist July 25, 2011

Sexual Kryptonite

A female/male that you are so attracted to that they have the ability to destroy your resilience to say no to sex regardless of your relationship status and location.

I can't go to coffee with him, he's sexual kryptonite we would end up in the car or bathroom in 5 minutes.

by Ms. MAS March 10, 2015