Cold Richard

When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman pisses on the dick of the man making it feel cold and weird. Sometimes it can perform a hot Richard, but not always! The exact opposite of a hot Richard.

Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!

Last night my girl gave me a cold Richard while we were on the couch waiting for guests to come.

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

richard woolf

A stubby circumcised potato cock

Girl: he was a 6/10 before we got back to tamarama and I saw his Richard Woolf. He's a strong 1/10

by the pitbull April 16, 2015

Richard

Richard is 20 meters from your house and rapidly approaching.

Richard is outside your window now...
You can't hide from him,
He will find you...

by ◉ ‿ ◉  July 11, 2021

Richard Harold Pirington

Likes Aunt Cass, urinates in rivers frequently. Has 4356 pictures of Aunt Cass on his PC and has an unhealthy amount of Beyblades and drinks too much coke. Sucks at Fortnite.

Richard Harold Pirington you absolute albino gorilla

by Aunt Cass' Toes May 3, 2022

Richards

Richard the third rhymes with bird. Bird means sexy girl

Oi bruv look at all those richards. Yh mate those richards are fit

by Ian Gw September 2, 2019

Richard Avery

"No one does it better."

"Hey! You're really good at that!"
"Richard Avery."

by Freckle_Meckle July 19, 2021

Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze

“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”

“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”

by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021