reverse coffee

Sleepy tea

I want some reverse coffee to put me to sleep

by Yejau June 4, 2016

Reverse Fester

When you insert a lightbulb into your anus and then lick a 9 volt battery in order to illuminate the bulb.

It wasn't until I discovered the Reverse Fester that I began to appreciate the findings of Ben Franklin.

by AKelley29 June 13, 2019

Reverse paddle

When a sorority or frat dude has paddles hanging on the wall and the ass is thrown into the paddles.

“Dude I totally reverse paddled that girl last night”

by Aliceandra1994 January 3, 2020

Reverse Squirtle

When you jizz up your own or someone elses nose.

Duuudeee, I totally gave Colin a Reverse Squirtle last night and he sneezed it out!

by GypsyEyes666 September 2, 2020

Reverse Optimism

The act of being optimistic about negative ideas, actions, or facts.

The glass is half empty... But that's okay because its a glass full of feces

Mike: We haven't been backed up on orders for a while now.
Jeremy: Yah we don't have alot of "good problems" right now
Chris: Fantastic, Fewer problems!!!!
Mike: Hey douche, reverse optimism isn't going to help us right now.

by mdwong August 19, 2009

Reverse Johnny

where a person under 100 iq nuts on spaghetti and eats it

hi can i have a Reverse Johnny please?

by Thick yellow m&m May 18, 2019

Reverse Vampire

When a lesbian who is on her period bleeds directly into the vagina of her female partner (who is not on her period) during sex.

Last night I tried to watch the 2003 blockbuster sensation Daddy Daycare featuring the comedic genius Eddie Murphy dressed as a giant broccoli, but 16 minutes in my girlfriend paused it to give me the Reverse Vampire.

by Jolene Dillionwinkle January 12, 2023