Readette

Readette: a classy French/Northern European woman, who knows what she wants and gets what she wants, by the glint in her eye. A very kind hearted person with a wild streak...which often gets her in to trouble.

This cream puff, tastes so good; its so Readette.

by Kleine Kennedy April 4, 2010

Reading Hole

A place one goes to in order to satisfy one's reading needs/urges. The term can be seen as a portmanteau of 'watering hole' and 'reading place'. It can refer to RL (real life) places like a local favorite public library, or online places like a beloved blog or website like Dear Blank Please Blank.

Guy1: "Damn! Riverbend's gone underground! There goes my favorite reading hole..."

Guy2: "That sucks. I loved Baghdad Burning too."

by theantichrist81 March 3, 2011

Reading is Tech

"Reading is Tech" is what one says when they see they did / said something dumb that could have been avoided if they had simply read the relevant reading.

Oh crap, I didn't see that I wasn't supposed to do that*, reading is tech.

* When referring to doing the wrong homework assignment

by INeverRead April 27, 2013

radyan

A homosexual person who is relatively short but got hit by puberty in the wrong ways. Has a bushy crotch and has to shave every month.

Radyan? Oh that short gay hairy fag.

by ghei_club January 17, 2018

readtheory

Actual virtual cancer that never fucking works

"So why did you get cancer?"
"Readtheory"

by commanation May 5, 2020

code reading

This is what psychics do to you on their séances. Trying to make some sort of connection between you and your significant other by saying some words and asking you: "Does that make any sense to you?"

Code reading example: I've got sb giving me the name Charles is anybody here who knows sb by the name of Charles?

by le1 February 28, 2008

Power-reading

To read an extremely large document in a very short amount of time. Time to page ratio: one page a minute. If you are really pressed for time: two pages a minute.

It was 1:00 p.m. and I just realized that I had a 38 page reading assignment for my class at 2:00. I found myself power-reading so fast that my vision went black for a second.

by Charger 69 & Patches February 16, 2010