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King Richard

KIng Richard (Dick) is like King Midas, but everything he touches turns to shit.
"Bob, is always in such a bad mood, bringing everyone down around him. It's so hard to get work done with him around"

"Yeah, seriously, he is such a King RIchard"
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Richard Appleseed

A lesser-known figure in the botanical history of The Americas. Instrumental in promulgating genetic diversity across all terrains and a variety of subjects. Known for: powerful pheromonal presence, wide-spread dissemination, and proclivity for cupcakes.

See also: seed-dispersal; American history; biological urges; tales from the New York elite; The Hero's Journey.
by A modest historian July 7, 2018
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Richard you coming?

When you an a group of people are doing something you shouldn't be and you hear or see someone you say the phrase above And everyone acts normal
*you and your friends are vaping in the school bathroom and someone walks in*

Friend 1: who is it?

Friend 2: i don't know lemme see

Friend 2: shit Yo Richard you coming?

Friend 1: *pretends he's taking a piss* yea one second.
by Havjdihw December 8, 2017
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sir richard

The most annoying person in the whole fucking world.
OMG. Sir Richard just stepped on my foot he is soooooo annoying
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Richard Balls

Richard Balls is the CEO of balls and arch nemesis of Johnson Nuts
Richards balls’ son is Jow Balls
Person 1: do you k la who Richard Balls is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of balls
by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023
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Richard

An emotionally unavailable person who enjoys behaving like a cunt. He is a walking red flag and you should avoid him at all costs.
Oh, you got played? It must have been a Richard
by Toccy May 30, 2022
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grand richard

Slang

Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."

Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.

It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.

Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'

The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*

Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."

*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*

"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."

Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
by Fractious1 December 29, 2017
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